Politics?

I know i haven’t posted an entry in a long time, and i’d post more often, but i don’t give a shit. HAHA jk.

The reason for my absence is because i have too much homework and over the weekend, i play CS and GUNZ. My screen name is thaison for CS and MrMartini for GUNZ, so if you see me, say hi =D.

Anyways, I just had US history and we went over the causes of the Great Depression, and one of the republican’s “smart” ideas: they wanted European countries to pay us back for borrowing money from us in WWI, but they couldnt, so our government lent them money to pay off the debt that they owed us before… This reminds me of a quote by my favorite comedian:

“You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas.”

-Lewis Black

So then, i started to think about the government today and its ups and downs; and at this moment, its about to drive itself into the ground. So today, i will be ranting about the ineffectiveness of our government system and many ways to imporve it.

Lets start off with the big issue right now. Gay marriage. Apparently, we have a war going on right now, and all the public is concerned about right now is about whether or not homo’s should be allowed to get married. CHILDREN ARE STARVING ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS WHETHER OR NOT HOMOS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MARRY. Its as if they think that if we stop the gays from marrying, the terrorists will surrender and our economy will boom again, and all the problems would be solved. My opinion about this matter? Well, its just stupid. We’re in a war! Get your priorities straight and go help the war effort; Its not as if our president has any intention of pulling them back any time soon. My solution? Just let the gays married, that’s final. Nobody can protest against free will. And if those stuck-up conservative christians want to continue dictating the lives of others, then just shoot them. I know its a little radical, but it seems to be the only way to get things done around here.

Next issue!

Crime. I personally think that the government is incompetent right now because they spend so much money on countless criminals who do not even deserve to be kept alive. I DO NOT want to be paying taxes which fund a jail house full of convicts who do NOTHING for society except harm it. Why is it, that criminals who are sentenced to death, are kept for years until their time comes? Why is it that hardworking taxpayers are funding them to live when most of them dont even deserve life? My solution is just to tweak the system a little bit. Death WILL be the punishment for almost any crime. Rape and above is death. Stealing more than 10,000 dollars = death. When you are sentenced to death, the police officer in the room just takes you out and executes you. EFFICIENT, but unethical. But what are ethics when they dealing with even MORE unethical people.

NEXT!

I just despise the many groups in this country that take advantage of the freedoms that we are given. One such group is the Westboro Baptist Church, a group of inbred pricks who LIVE in the US, and yet, HATE it and they proclaim it loudly. They cheered for the 9/11 attach, and Hurricane Katrina. The only reason that they are still alive is because they aren’t breaking any laws. They are just outside “peacefully” rallying and mocking the deaths of US soldiers and people they don’t like. I think that groups like these should just be killed off. It doesn’t matter whether or not they’re breaking the laws, but if they’re just that stupid and inconsiderate, and if its apparent that they will not be of any use to society, they should just be dragged out under the moonlight and shot in the back of their pathetically scrawny heads. This includes people who are tying up our justice system because they are fat fucks who eat too much, then sue McDonalds for making them fat. People who sue for reasons that when you think about it, the words,”WHAT THE FUCK?” pop into your head.

Well! That was intense. Just letting off some steam on my opinions of this government. If you were too lazy to read everything up there, then let me recap for you. This government is too free, which is a good thing, but can also be bad. My suggestions? Tighten things up and get these spoiled citizens back in line.

If you want to know more about my views on anything, just comment me and your wish will be done(if the price is right)

XD

-Martini!

Without a past, there cannot be a future

As the title suggests, i will be talking about the past. Today is Tuesday, and i have no school today(YAY!!). So after watching a couple movies with my cousin, i started to reflect upon my past. So much time has passed since i was a simple-minded child pooping in his pants. I have accomplished so much, but have disappointed myself even more.

In grade school, when i went to Silver Oak Elementary School, i would get spanked by my parents on a weekly basis because i kept getting bad grades. How bad you ask? C’s and D’s simply because i did not truly care for or understand the value of education. Not only that, but since my best and only friend, Saad, moved elsewhere, i was a little loner. I was also a short glutton then, which explains everything now… >.> How much of a glutton? Lets just say that if i think about it now, i would feel much shame and pity for myself. I was also a little retard, doing stupid things that occasionally haunt me today. This soon changed when in the late 5th grade, i met my 2 best friends for the next 2 or 3 years: Sean Do and Evan Ross. We are almost strangers NOW, but back then, we were close as hell. I remember when we and some other guys started a “fight club” in the back of the bathroom, but only lasted for less than a week. We also loved to play football. If i can remember correctly, one day, the creator of Garfield visited our school to give a presentation, and then ended up outside tossing the ball with us!

Pretty soon, my studying habits changed in 6th grade where i was about to be awarded a silver honor roll(an award given to students who have all A’s and B’s by the end of the year) until i got lazy on one of my reports and just plagiarized one from the internet and ended up with a D- for my science grade(thats right, i plagiarized, but i was unaware that it was illegal XD). I think that there was when i became the pervert i am today, but i will leave that part out for now(only 1 person knows) =P

But before all of that happened, i attended The Seven Trees Elementary School for the first year, where i had many friends, but i remember one friend: a kid named Vincent. I remember once i was playing in the tanbark and tried to pick up some of the stuff to throw at a friend, but instead picked up a piece of dog crap camouflaged inside the tanbark. After that, i made my friend smell my hand. Haha! Good memories, but now is where i must return to reality.

Stand by for more!

-Martin

Cloverfield…

Well, time for my second post!! =D.

Yesterday, i went to watch Cloverfield with my friends, and well, i was pretty disappointed. Why? It seemed like a rip off of many other movies. The creature looked a lot like godzilla with an extra pair of arms, a new face and the ability to mass reproduce alien offspring, which when they bite you, your torso explodes. Kind of like in the Alien series, where after the facehugger molests your face and then an aliens bursts out of your chest… The movie also included a 9/11 reference i believe, unless i misunderstood the scene: *SPOILERS* When the main character, some illogical prick whose name i care less about, tries to rescue his friend from her appartment after she was injured, it turns out that she lives in a gigantic apartment building(which looks like one of the twin towers) and that tower was leaning against ANOTHER identical tower(if i remember correctly), cause, i don’t know, maybe the monster was a terrorist hired by the taliban to destroy the twin towers yet again…

Throughout the movie one of the only thoughts going through my mind were “DAMMIT that monster better kill that illogical prick NOW.” Seriously, the characters were fools. Especially the “Hud” guy or whatever his name is, the main camera man and the main characters best friend. He videotapes everything even when he’s about to die. And the video camera MUST be made of reinforced military grade steel and bulletproof glass for the lens’ because it refuses to be destroyed even after being chewed up in the monster’s mouth and being spat out onto the ground with its operator. The main character is brave, i will admit that, but selfish beyond reasoning. He just refuses to listen to his friends and tries to rescue his friend, in doing so, all his friends who tagged along trying to help him died. And in the end, everyone died, so it was all in vain. I understand why he was compelled to find his friend, but i was illogical to risk the lives of 3 other friends for one friend, especially if the 3 others are trying to convince him to not go. The only one i was hoping to live was the monster. Why? Because it looked pretty cool and gave the characters the punishment that they deserved.

Well, some of you may know by now that i am very harsh with the main characters in the movies.  The characters have to be completely logical and REAL in the movies or i would think its a crap movie… the only exceptions are comedy movies where anything is acceptable. and speaking of comedy, my sadistic cousin was there at the movies with us too, and apparently, she was laughing throughout the whole movie. Why? perhaps she has the same genes as my other cousin who lives in LA who thinks that the SAW movies are funny…

So!! that was my review of the movie, despite those criticisms up there, i thought it was an OK movie. Good graphics, the monster really looks cool, and i got to see several friends of mine squeal like a girl *coughNAM*. THE MOVIE WAS NOT SCARY IN ANY WAY NAM, unless of course, you consider a little gore to be scary. Anyways, thats my review for the movie. Au revior!

-Marty!

FIRST BLOG!!!

Yay, my first blog post, and I’m not really sure what to talk about… Perhaps I will talk about myself, or my friends, or my messed up views of life, or even my personal life if anyone actually reads this crap… >.> , you will never know! Just know that I will be using “bad” language unsparingly… Why you ask? Because at this point in life, I no longer believe that there is such a thing as bad language; what words do YOU use when, lets just say, you just had a day at school where you screwed up every test you took, got physically and mentally scarred by that 2 ton bully who should be in college by now, and accidentally fell in the toilet bowl, that was unflushed… Went home, and there on the table was your opened report card with the gigantic D+ in remedial English? “Oh garsh darnnit! Oh, well I guess tomorrow couldn’t get any worse!!” =D

Well, enough of that, I’d just like to explain how I got the idea of a creating a blog in the first place. A lot of people are creating blogs, like Eddie, Teresa, Bao, and countless others who I do not have the patience to name, most of whom I will introduce when I get the time and motivation =P. So, getting back on track, I started thinking… “Should I make a blog? Would anyone read it? Will I get jumped tomorrow after school because people don’t like what I say about them, or WILL say about them *CoughBaoSauravEddieNamCough*”. So after pondering this, I started asking people, “Would read my blog if I made one?” And surprisingly, many were delusional enough to say yes…

Some of you now begin to realize that what I say is exaggerated and twisted to the point where all that’s going through your mind is “WTF!!! THAT SON OF A B*TCH!! I’M NOT LIKE THAT!!!.” Well calm down, because for some strange reason, I feel the need to exaggerate and use sarcasm to keep myself awake long enough to finish writing this unhealthy junk…

Haha, that was pretty fun actually, writing those couple paragraphs up there. For those of you wondering, “Is all of that stuff true?!?!”: well, ask my friends and they should be able to tell you whether or not I’m pulling your leg or not. But of course, those upper paragraphs do not reflect what I think about the people mentioned there, its just a way to attract people who are bored enough to stumble upon my wordpress page, which has a stupid name, I know. martinitram is indeed a strange word, but all the other pricks around the world jacked all my desired usernames. But hey, martinitram has 2 meanings. One is that its my name, martin, for those of you who didn’t know spelled normally, and then backwards, both sharing the “n”. And the other one is martini-tram, which is a tram that sells alcoholic martini’s because apparently, one of my friends started calling me martini, so I might as will incorporate that into my whole nickname. I guess another reason for my choice of such a name is because I have no life…

Now, the part that I have been looking forward to writing, the “about me” section!! Well, I am a Vietnamese male, and at this point in time, 16 . I may be (to my extent of knowledge, and also well known to my friends as) one of the most perverse people you have ever met, so in other words, BEWARE! I currently go to Evergreen Valley High School and am quite enjoying myself, though I wish for a couple more years with my friends there. I am currently living under the false pretense that I will grow up to be a successful architect/psychiatrist, but we all know that’s never going to happen. XD, well, perhaps it may, perhaps it may not, but for the meantime, I could still dream. I love to play games, mainly ones that require me to go on a rampage senselessly slaughtering AI soldiers who have no common sense; if they all teamed up on me at once, they would win, but instead they prefer to come at me one or two at a time, and if they’re feeling desperate, then three… Enough of my gaming experiences and on to more useless information about myself. I, unlike ALL of my cousins, am not that much of an anime/manga fan. We all took a test on our knowledge of anime and I got a 22%… I am single, so any girl out there who thinks that she is worthy of having me, email me and we will talk, haha, jk! I actually don’t really care about relationships right now, to my friend’s utter surprise and horror. I don’t even like anyone and they think I’m lying. Perhaps this is getting too personal, I should stop before I reveal my deepest darkest secrets… which are totally normal on a daily basis to my friends. Want to find out what they are? READ MY BLOG (yet another pathetic attempt to gather readers.)

I am actually surprised surprised beyond reason by the fact that I am enjoying writing in my blog. Haha, I am also surprised at how sarcastic I am when writing… But you should always know when I am or am not being sarcastic because, well, you would have to be an idiot to not be able to see that I was being totally sarcastic back up there. But although its sarcastic, its actually very true, though written in a way so that I can attact others and hopefully make new friends… *damn I’m lonely* (See? more sarcasm!!!!)

I’m adding this paragraph to clear up any misconceptions(and hopefully take some cheap shots) at my friends mentioned above. I truly think that they are awesome people, and the best friends anyone can ever find. And I am honored to know them. They aren’t perfect, but hey, beggers can’t be choosers. Haha, just kidding. I put them there to acknowledge their existence to anyone reading this blog, giving them the shame honor of being in the first of (what I hope to be) many blog posts.

- Martin!