This is my schedule wednesday and thursday:
Wednesday, wake up and get to kevin’s house around 8 and play monopoly with kevin, bao, and saurav. Go to school, get back to kevin’s around 3 and play more monopoly with kevin and saurav till 6, play 13 till 7, then go home.
Thurssay, go to kevin’s around 8 and play monopoly with kevin, saurav, bao and nam. Go to school, and get back to kevin’s around 4 and play monopoly with kevin, audrey, saurav, and nam till 6, play 13, then go home at 7.
Who hasn’t heard of Monopoly? Heck, everyone has heard of the game, and a lot of people think it’s boring and repetitive. But it doesn’t have to be…
Monopoly is, as Kevin says, a game that shows who the true jackasses are, and unsurprisingly, it’s true.
To me, this is what a game of monopoly is:
You set up the board and argue with the guy who knows the game the most(bao) about how much money you start out with. You then proceed to roll the dice to determine who goes first, and you start the game. After a while, the person who passes “Go” first begins collecting as much property as they can, and the evil banker(saurav) yells at them and refuses to give them their $200 salary. We buy up as many properties as we can, and we call the person with the most properties a jackass and we all antagonize them. We make deal that include immunity from rent, we cheat players our of their property, and we lie in order to avoid paying rent. We exploit the weaker player and milk them of their property. We make alliances and kiss major ass to please the super-power. We spent more itme screaming and arguing with each other than actually playing. Jail is not the place to be in the beginning of the game, but is the only safe place after all of the property is bought up. With this, playing monopoly is an interesting experience, as all the true jackasses show their faces… *COUGHSAURAVCOUGH*
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How to win in monopoly
- Make friends with the most powerful person as soon as possible.
- When someone more powerful than you lands on your property, pretend not to see, but make it clear that you granted them safe passage.
- Twist people’s words as much as you can to get away with not paying rent.
- Lie, Lie, Lie…
- Exploit the weaker player.
- When the board is bought up, “There is no place like jail”
- Trade property with others when nobody else is looking so that they can’t intefere.
- If you see someone trying to buy/trade property, do all in your power to prevent them from getting it.
Monopoly is basically a game where the most unethical player wins and the honest person loses… That seems like reality to me!!
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