FINALLY!!!

How long has it been?
A month?
2?
Haha, Well… Summer is almost over! And i have yet a packet of AP CALC and AP GOV. summer work to do.XD

Lets see what is on my homework list:
Math packets - 1%
Read Hardball - 100%, *but it was a fucking bitch to read the damn book… Soooooo boring. The prick could fit all of his “lessons” in less than 10 pages, and yet he decides to extend it on to 224 pages and give pointless stories that i could care less to hear. But then of course… that is just my opinion. Others may have enjoyed the book, and i have one thing to say to you: SCREW YOU!!!!! =D*
Keep Up With Current Presidential Events - 10%
AP GOV Vocab - 0%, I didn’t even look at it…

And to top it all off? I have an internship with an architect…
I have a LOT of work to do in a week…
Well, working with my architect mentor is interesting. The methods of the trade is fun and amusing, although that mentality may change after 30 years of doing the same thing. XD

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Recently, I went to LA with Teresa for 5 days and what can i say but these two words: GOD DAMN!!!!!!
The trip was SOOO FUN! I arrived at my uncle’s house where i was going to be staying the first and fourth night of my arrival around 6 after getting lost and teresa’s dad, being a grumpy person at times like this didnt help. He would stop to ask for directions, but would only follow half of the directions before giving up and stop and ask for new directions… >.>
But whatever. The next day, we went to a gigantic garden of flowers to explore only to find a mountain of barren wasteland. Apparently, the garden is going to open in october… =O
After, I had a fun time in the ocean splashing around salty water which was loaded with gold flakes… Or at least thats what my uncle told me… XD
Later that night was the long awaited moment…
I would be staying with my cousin Tommy and his sister Nancy along with Teresa for the next 2 nights. This is how it works: I go to LA, i stay at tommy’s house, we play games for hours on end until its time for me to go home. Over the next 2 days, we played 18 hours of metal gear solid 3, saw the Shadowless Sword, The Exorcism of Emily Rose(Both at night around midnight) and saw tropic thunder in theaters!

Metal gear solid 3 was so far one of the best games i have ever played. The plot was even more awesome. It was deep and very touching with a splash of humor! The ending made me feel great sorrow for the main character Snake. But nevertheless, it was a great game. The original plan was to beat MGS 3 and then go on to MGS 4. True to our word, we DID beat MGS 3, but at the cost of not being able to truly experience the gaming experience of MGS 4. I only got to play 30 minutes of the game and i was in awe. The graphics were GODLIKE and everything else was awesome. There were only 2 flaws: they changed the control scheme which got kind of annoying, and THERE WERE NO JAPANESE VOICE-OVERS!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!! the disk is freaking 50 gigs and you cant even fit in the japanese voices???? i refuse to listen to a dubbed japanese game!!!!!!! T_T

Oh well…

18 hours… that beat our last record of 15 XD

OH! and in case you were wondering…

the last 2 posts were by teresa, not me

i still love you all though

=D

-Martini

secrets

well…

i jsut wanted my friends to know this…

but….

i love you all!

teeheeeeeeeheeee. :]

The real me

Welcome back, world, from my hiatus.

I like engaging in animalistic sexual acts with infants and monkeys of various species.  I also like dressing up in purple or magenta colored clothing and adorning myself with make-up from Victoria’s Secret, after all, I am a woman trapped inside the hideous body of a man.  I am in love with Saurav.  I am also in love with looking at myself in the mirror wielding my 3 ft gun, thinking, “Gosh, Marcoto [Yes, this is a name I have made for myself.] you look damn sexy in that blue bikini and straw hat.  Angelina Jolie has nothing on me.”  I also like mentally and physically torturing my cousin by sitting on her and trying to insert phallic objects through the roughness of her jeans pockets.  That is my fetish.  I also harbor a dream of becoming skinny one day, well, skinnier at least.  I do this by having my cousin sit on me.  Skinny, here I come.  Who cares for Jenny Craig’s overused and simplistic diet tactics?  For Weightloss’s guaranteed, well, weight loss?  For exercising?  I like driving around on my metallic chrome car, sleek, powerful, and like my Latino lover?  it drives so hard and rough, but I like it that way.  I also like maneuvering the stick shift, if you know what I mean.  On days where I feel unloved by this cold heartless world we live in, I blast the volume on my computer, turn to Adam Levine’s sexy masculine voice, almost mimicking that of MJ’s and hum myself to a tearful dreamy sleep.  He comforts my soul with his words of understand, O!  if only you were gay, Adam Levine.  And to my secret lover…I love you!  Saurav, will you never be mine?!

- Marcoto.  A defeated fighter.  A lost lover.  A searching soul.

PS.  Teresa is totally fucking awesome and you should all build a shrine made of diamonds and baby heads to worship her.

Leaving!

Thats right!

I’m leaving to go to New York for about 8 days? Not sure how many though.

Although, i didn’t even want to go in the first place… >.>

i would rather much stay home and chill there.

I’ve already been to New York, and it was exciting, but not very fun…

And worst of all, my Zune broke, so now i have nothing to put me out of my misery when i get there. D=

At least i have homework… Never thought i would EVER say that… >.>

Lets see… Eddie’s math worksheets, Citizenship crash course curriculum, Read Hardball, Learn AutoCad… and Calculus… If things go as expected, i should finish by the third day of the trip…

XD

JK haha

i plan to have fun there and get at least SOME work done!

Leaving Sunday night/Monday morning, I’m not sure, but my parents say that flights that leave around that time are cheap… >.>

On to other news…

Architecture internship!

Need i say more? =D!

yay!

OH!

Saurav told me about something called “laminin” and that a lot of people think that it is the work of “god” or something… >.>
All right,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e4zgJXPpI4
First, its role in our body is to hold together our DNA.
Second, its shaped like a cross.
Third, there seems to be no argument to explain the shape(to the extent of my knowledge).
So, it MUST be the work of god!

>.>

*sigh*

As the guy says, there are between 10-16 thousand proteins in the human body, giving him the benefit of the doubt that is, and one of them, laminin, is shaped like a cross…

There is shit in our bodies shaped like X’s, Y’s, O’s, etc(Chromosomes and cells for those of you who are uneducated). And NOW, when they find something that is shaped like a cross, or as i would rather say, a t, they automatically assume that it is the symbol of a cross, and therefore, proof of god…

Okay… if i hold out my arms, i look like a cross, so does that mean that i have just proven the existence of god?

So…

Delusional much?

Anyways, I’m eager to “express” my thoughts on this topic even further…. But its 12:34 right now, and i’m sleepy… XD

Night!

A Mere Taste of Summer

Sunday went past by fairly quickly, such a shame. haha

I learned a couple of interesting things at oakridge, but many things i would prefer not to know…

Like Christine’s brother, according to her, hates any guys that she hangs out with… And this is just be first impressions, but he seriously looks like he is pissed off and WILL kill you…>.> I’m scared…  *This i did not want to know*

And that Marcus has very short hairs on his arms, which isn’t very weird, but what makes it weird is that Vikki has an obsession of trying to pluck them out…  *This i did not want to know either*

That Eddie has LIED to his mom! =O! I did not know that he was capable of such things!!!!! *This i was surprised to learn!*

That Bao, Christine, and I went bra shopping with Vikki… >.>? *YOU did not need to know that*

And vikki’s ___ ____ is __b…  *Well… lets just say that some things are better left unsaid and that you do NOT want to know… Except you David, you may want to know… XD*

Lets hope that this is JUST the tip of the iceberg of our summer agenda guys!’

=D

Bye bye guys!

Supper?

Well, time for another post!

Well, tonight(or i should say last night, seeing that it is 12:30AM right now… =O) i went out to eat with my parents at this fancy-schmancy place called the “Mayflower” It is a chinese place and well… it was… okay…

My parents’ friends invited us to eat there tonight, which is one of the only indications that my parents still have friends out there! XD haha JK

Well, we started off with this jellyfish appetizer thingy that was seriously delicious!

Yeah… thats right! I took a picture of it with my cell phone! I was so freaking bored there because i was expecting some kids around my age to hang out with, but NOOOOOOOO I got stuck with a, 11-year old, 2 9-year olds, and an infant! Boring as HELL!

Anyways, next to come up is a shark fin soup that costs about 30 bucks a person! But when my dad’s friend saw the price on the menu, he went asian on all of our asses
“Okay…. umm… How about we buy 6 and split it among us 14?”

Any voila! there it is! the 32 dollar soup that i put jellyfish in! *coughRIPOFFcough*

Next, there was… Ah screw it, i’ll just upload all the pics i took on with my cell phone here for you to see =P.

You know, they say that oyster is an aphrodisiac! Meaning that it gets you turned on. But after seeing that deep fried oyster, i felt the opposite of turned on: disgusted… But looksa re decieving! it actually tastes good!

And the 2 adults in the background are my parents. =P

So, fried duck skin, some of the duck, and a piece of Bao… i mean, Banh Bao… One of the best combinations you ever get!

Looks like chicken, but be not fooled! Tis lobster!

Ewwwwww, crab brains and guts? many of you may be wondering what kind of pathetic, starving, and glutinous freak would actually insert such a piece of matter into their mouths… ME!!! Its really good! Crunchy on the outside, and soft and creamy texture on the inside, with some bitterness. A unique flavor!

Well, Oliver, the crab, and i became friends and i wouldn’t want to part with it… So i used it as a substitute bowl! As you can see, Ollie is holding my fried rice, which is extremely bland, but his flavorful interior gives the rice a nice KICK after mixing it a little! Ollie, you are AWESOME!

I brought home a friend home for Ollie, his name is Alie, because he looks like an alien from a certain angle… AND YES i did eat his brain and innards…

“Leave a generous tip… or prepare to face the consequences of an under-cooked crustacean dinner the next time you eat here!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!”

What the hell is Ollie doing to Alie???!!!!!!!!

Ok… This desert sucked, End of story

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??????? KILL IT!!!! STEP ON THAT MOTHER F*CKER!!!!!!!… before he gets to the children…!

That seriously looks scary… =O And whats even scarier os whats on the top tank!

After dinner, i went exploring around the plaza, and i found this neat shop that sells things that are over-priced and completely useless. Its only use is making you look cool in front of your geeky anime-addicted friends or make you look like a pedophile. I saw this cute little pillow that was about 4×4x3 and had the green mushroom thing from Mario. I seriously wanted it, but it cost 6 bucks, and the second i saw that, the next thing that came to my mind was:”fuck this…” If that isn’t enough, they were selling mini final fantasy replica swords that were about 5 inches high at MOST, each for about 20 bucks. =O

It is now 1AM… and i an tired…

Sleep time

-Martini

Death

Death is a very…

interesting, to say the least, concept.

What brought up this sudden topic you may be wondering. Well, a couple days ago, on Saturday, after coming home from community service as usual, my cousin received a phone call form Vietnam, saying  that my grandma, my dad’s mom, has just experienced a stroke, and is still very weak and estimates that there is a 90% chance of her dying within one month. This got to my dad and he and my mom bought 2 tickets to Vietnam and left Sunday night.

Death may be one of the greatest mysteries of life. Being the non(and sometimes anti XD) religious child that i am, i am not sure what to expect after life, but only that it will be within my grasp in case my curiosity becomes too great =D.

Lets face it, a lot of people fear death, but i find it fascinating and mysterious. I seriously find myself considering taking my life and leaving this place just to see what lies next after life, but i have decided against it. =D

Personally, i think we all just get reincarnated, but i am still not sure about that… Perhaps i will find out soon… or later. No rush!

=D

Martini

My Break!

Well, this spring break may have been one of the most exciting and the most productive! Normally, i would just stay home and play games all day long on breaks as there, but this one was an exception!

Lets see, on Saturday, i ditched community service for saurav’s Holi party where we threw colored cocaine at each other. Haha, just kidding, it wasn’t cocaine, but it was some colored powder stuff that tastes horrible and willstain your clothes for eternity. Ignorantly, i wore my favorite white shirt there, and now it is yellow…>.>

Ok, on Sunday, i went to Bao’s house for Brawl, where i teamed up with vikki, and kicked bao’s skinny ass! Saurav suck balls though, and had to resort to using pikachu and constantly spamming us with thunder attacks… >.>

So the rest of the weekdays went like this: i would go to the library and do homework, where Bao, Van, and Vikki congregated to learn chemistry, and i just hung out with them. Nothing special except that i finished about half of my homework there, which beats my previousl record of finishing half of my homework about 12 hours before school starts! And i had lots of fun too, and for the greater good(if you know what i mean =D)!

Friday was the day where i had my party. What kind of party you ask? A KARAOKE PARTY!!!!!! We all sang classic songs like “Boom Boom Boom Boom”(which was accompanied by a porno video), Barbie girl, Backstreet boys, and other unmentionable songs. We also played Mafia, and interestingly enough, ALL of our themes were sex-related. Whether it was a Gay concentration camp with tentacle monsters, or Eskimos in a gay bar with STD-infected porn stars, it always HAD to have something perverse.

Later that day, everyone charged into my room and tried to crack the pasword to my computer to get to the “sweet stuff”. But no matter how much vikki, edwin, and nam tried, they couldnt crack it. That is, until eddie came along and cracked it…>.> So after that, they were curious about my games and etc. so i showed them an interesting one, which their reaction was disgust, horror, and in Eddie’s case, utter fascination.

Eventually everyone left and it was just me, teresa, eddie, and edwin. Well, if we know Teresa, then it would be obvious that the subject thatwould next pop upwould be sex-related, IE, the size of our thingies… And as of that day, i now hate eddie and edwin T_T. So, i f you wanna know whatelse we talked about, ask me later because i don’t have the time or energy to be writing all of the stuff we talked about…

And i believe that is the end of my blog post today! Signing off,

-Martini!

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